Nick’s flight home from visiting his mom in Switzerland could not have been more uncomfortable.
For 11 hours long, he squirmed in his seat with a sore behind. As if to make matters worse, he had to relieve himself in the toilet.
Back on his seat, his worst fear came true—he was seized by horrible spasms!
The airplane PA announcement came on:
“Ladies and gentlemen, in preparation for landing, we ask all seat belts be securely fasten.” - PA announcement
Unable to stand the pain for a second more, Nick unbuckled his seat belt and stood up for relief. Immediately, two flight attendants charged towards him.
“Sir, you need to sit down right away!”
Nick was sweating profusely. He was in so much pain he could barely think straight.
“Sir, I need you to sit down!”
A third flight attendant chimed in.
What Nick said next flew out of his mouth before he could stop himself:
“For goodness sake, I have severe hemorrhoids! Just give me a break!!”
Everyone FROZE.
As if Nick wasn’t embarrassed enough about the grand reveal of his private health issue, a well-meaning lady handed Nick her son’s inflatable donut.
Her son giggled when Nick sat meekly on the donut cushion.
“I was so embarrassed, I wished I could disappear.”
“I’ve had painful hemorrhoids for 10 years now despite trying everything non-invasive like sitz baths, eating lots of fibre, and using over-the-counter ointments.”
“They help for a while but my hemorrhoids always come back.”
“I avoided any surgeries because it would hurt like hell, but nothing beats having my very private and embarrassing health issue exposed.” - Nick
After avoiding the doctor for years, Nick finally worked up the courage to see one. He had rubber band ligation done. But those pesky hemorrhoids just came back after a few weeks! Which left him with his final option—hemorrhoidectomy.
“It’s the worst pain I have ever experienced.”
“I did not want to go to the bathroom at all.” - Nick
Expecting to recover in 4 weeks, Nick’s post-operative pain persisted for months to the point where he struggled with even the simplest of daily routines.
“My doctor explained that surgery sometimes causes complications and asked me to come back for a full evaluation.”
“But I just couldn’t go through that pain again.” - Nick
Stuck with chronic anal pain, Nick became easily irritable and spiralled into depression. He avoided all social gatherings for fear of another embarrassment.
This went on until his friend Yoshi started to worry and paid him a visit. Even then, Nick was too ashamed to open up about his bathroom troubles. Thankfully, Yoshi put two and two together and sympathetically recommended his Kampo doctor, a specialist in Traditional Japanese Medicine.
Nick was never a believer of alternative medicine, but frankly he was out of solutions. The next day, he went to see Dr. Matsuo.
“Rectal pain can be severe because of the many nerve endings down there. What surgery does is irritate these nerves even more, without addressing the direct cause.
Kampo medicine has been used for 1500 years to treat anal pain, such as hemorrhoids, anal fissures, infections. Usually people come in after many years of suffering because they are too embarrassed to see a specialist.
That’s why I decided to come up with SootheMax™. It is made using the formula passed down through generations in my family, coupled with my own recipe after 20 years of treating patients.
Just apply it 3 times a day or whenever you feel discomfort. Made with natural herbs such as Pteris Plant, Japanese Silver Apricot, Sophora Flower, and Sanguisorba root, it will shrink hemorrhoids, calm burning and itching, stop bleeding, heal wounds, and fight bacterial infection. Bringing you instant pain and itch relief while being gentle on skin.
SootheMax™ is 100% natural so there will be zero side effects. With some patience, you’ll be amazed by the results in 3 months. Best of all, you won’t have to go through any painful surgical recovery or awkward doctor visits again.” - Dr. Matsuo
At first, Nick was skeptical that such a simple solution exists, but he saw no harm in giving it a try.
“I felt an immediate cooling sensation and my pain just went away.”
“Over the course of 1 month, I noticed my hemorrhoids shrink. I could sit, walk, run with no pain.”
“Of course, I didn’t want to jinx it, so I made sure I ate lots of fibres and drank tons of water.”
“After 3 months, I was completely hemorrhoid-free! Going to the bathroom became a breeze. What a relief!”
“I wish I knew about SootheMax™ earlier so I could avoid all the suffering and embarrassment.” - Nick
Without his pain-in-the-behind, Nick hopped on a long-haul flight again.
“I wanted to surprise mom for her 80th birthday.”
“I know she gets lonely there without dad.” - Nick
Coincidentally, he met the same flight attendant he yelled at. Nick apologized to him and promised he wouldn’t be a nuisance again.
“I sat through the flight and slept like a baby!”
“No more painful spasms or awkward outbursts. Just my very surprised and teary mom!” - Nick
In 2019, hemorrhoids are the number 1 trending health issue on Google search. If you have been struggling with toilet discomfort, you are not alone! Unfortunately, countless others are suffering in silence.
We completely understand that no one wants to be probed and prodded down below. Hence, we are giving a 70% discount to the first 500 buyers of SootheMax™.
Are you ready to rediscover the joys of everyday comfort?